Hey y'all so this is the continuation of the what if they weren't footballers post (obviously) that I did a few months ago, and it's a bit overdue so here goes
Mario Balotelli:
An evil psycho who tries to take over the world but instead ends up over an island full of bunnies (those poor bunnies )
Steven Gerrard:
Lionel Messi:
David Luiz:
Bastian Schweinsteiger:
He used to be a model when he was a kid but as his physical appearance changed that career went down the drain so he settled for being a worker at the Hippodrom tent during the oktoberfest
Mesut Ozil:
Mario Balotelli:
An evil psycho who tries to take over the world but instead ends up over an island full of bunnies (those poor bunnies )
Steven Gerrard:
A DJ who only plays Phill Collins songs
Lionel Messi:
A guy with a napoleon complex who thinks he's a superhero and tries to save the poor bunnies from Balotelli
NO, he would not be sideshow Bob, and we would not try to kill Bart Simpson!
He would be a clown
yes a clown!
All the kids would love him
He used to be a model when he was a kid but as his physical appearance changed that career went down the drain so he settled for being a worker at the Hippodrom tent during the oktoberfest
Mesut Ozil:
A frog who didn't turn into a prince
Philip Lahm:
The little groom on top of a wedding cake :)
Well this is it for now, I know there are more footballers than the ones i mentioned so if i think of other people i'll just update this post
Cheers
Suarez Suarez
You'll never walk alone it said
Suarez Suarez
He Bought the band from a lad from Spain
Tall, Blonde hair, I've forgotten his name
Luis Suarez, Liverpool's number 9
Catchy no?
Well I understand that the liverpool fans feel like Torres has betrayed them, but frankly I don't give a damn!
So here's a little word for liverpool fans:
Dear Liverpool fans
Yes Fernando Torres left you to join Chelsea after saying multiple times in the past that he's very happy in liverpool and he's not going to leave, but you guys got Andi Caroll and Luis Suarez, so Shut the fuck up and stop whining
Sincerely, an ecstatic Chelsea fan.
And don't worry Nando I'm sure the chelsea fans will come up with a better song for you :D
So welcome aboard Fernando Torres
Cheers