I am Cristiano Ronaldo & I am Awesome

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Hello there. It's been a while, and you're probably thinking that all my problems have been resolved and I

didn't have anything to complain about hence the absence.

 You're wrong my friends, I just thought that since it was christmas and all that I should focus my attention on doing some charity work, so I spent my energy trying to give fashion advice to my less fortunate fellow footballers. And I'm sure you're wondering why this is still going on long after the festivities have ended. Well my friends I realized that I like helping my teammates and other footballers fix their fashion faux pas, and I made a resolution to continue doing it, so you see I found a new source to channel my frustration into.

So why return now?

Something happened my friends. Something happened that made me say to hell with my resolution and return to complaining to you.

Have you guessed what I'm talking about by now?

No? Well I'll tell you.

Messi won the Ballon D'or! He stole what I truthfully deserved.

How could they do this to me?

Don't they know that I'm the best thing that has happened in the world of football, and that they should always show their respect by honouring me all the time?!!

But do they do that? Noooooo! Instead they give my award to that 13 year old midget, otherwise known as Messi, who probably doesn't even know how to tie his own shoelaces.

And I spent so much time getting ready for the stupid show, and I was so excited. Look at me I look fabulous in my tux, I'm perfect. And now look at Messi in his tweed jacket! What did he do, hire a bunch of as his stylist?

I can't even wrap my head around this, and being as big as it is, my head usually wraps around anything.

I'm off now, I'm going to go and drown my sorrows in delicious appletinies, and then fall into a deep slumber. Maybe when I wake up, I will realize that all of this was just a horrible nightmare!

xoxo

Diver Boy



Footballers: the hottest men alive.

Okay so maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration, and maybe I'm a little bias, but come on footballers are on a whole new level of "hot".
Don't get me wrong, I don't watch football just for the sake of staring at these men running around for 90 minutes. I actually love football and watching football for the sake of enjoying the beautiful game. But being a girl, I just can't help but notice and admire some of these hot footballers.
So I decided to make a list of the footballers that I think are the most delectable ;), so here we go:
10- Thomas Muller

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9- Bastian Schweinsteiger

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8-Nemanja Vidic

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7- Klaas-Jan Huntelaar

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6- Iker Casillas

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5- Niklas Bendtner

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4- Joe Hart

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3- Fernando Torres

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2-Gerrard Pique

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And the top position goes to...................

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Just kidding :)

Don't worry I haven't completely lost my mind, yet.

And the hottest player in my book is:

1- Gareth Bales

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Well that's it for now, maybe next time I'll do a list of the hottest WAGs of footballers, you know for the sake of the guys :)

















And we're back in the game, maybe...

Hey there it's been a while since I last posted, but I guess I just didn't have time, and I couldn't think of anything to write about.
Anyways, so last night Chelsea had a game against bolton, and after a series of draws and losses I kind of expected another fail!I know i know, i'm a horrible fan, i mean whatever happened to believing in your team no matter what? Well don't get me wrong I still believe in them and I still fully support them and i'll smack anyone who talks shit about them, but I have this mechanism where i lower my expectations to the minimum so when the actual thing happens I won't be too disappointed.
But as it turned out, Chelsea took me by surprise last night and got the much needed 3 points in a well deserved, 4-0 win against bolton. And it's not just the win that made me so happy and proud, it's the way they played yesterday, they were amazing. Sure they were a bit flustered at the beginning, but then they pulled themselves together after that 1st goal and they were incredible.
The 4 goas were courtesy of Drogba, Malouda, Anelka and Ramires.
So I thought it was only fitting that I post something after Chelsea's win, and possible return to the title race.
Well possible, yes, but they have like a 30% chance of winning the league this year. Unless of course they win all their remaining games, and Manchester United and Arsenal start throwing theirs, which is very unlikely.
But it doesn't matter if we win the league this year, there's always next year right? :D
Cheers

Ronaldo Sucks: Let's Rejoice!

Apparantly the most annoying player according to certain referees (such as Claus Bo Larsen) is non other than Cristiano Ronaldo.
And no I am not making this up because I hate Ronaldo.
It's actually true. Referees think he is annoying because he is a diver. I would say that there are a lot of other things about him that just invite you to "dislike" him, but that's just me, some people actually like him and look up to him, well good luck with that.
But at last, some people are coming to their senses and realizing what I realized ages ago: that Cristiano Ronaldo is the spawn of satan, he is the devil reincarnated.
However, what I don't understand is if referees know positively and absolutely that he dives all the time, then why the fuck do they relent and give him what he wants: free kicks and even penalties sometimes. Is he that great that they just can't help but give in to his every whim?
Anyways here are some images of Ronaldo doing what he does best, diving:

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Is it me or...

Is it me or does Cristiano Ronaldo look like he belongs in the jersey shore

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Champions league results: the fucking disgrace edition

Yesterday there were the games of the 6th round of the group stages of the champions league. There were 8 matches in total (not counting the ones that took place on dec. 7th). I decided that I would watch a bit of every match, but instead I got caught up watching the chelsea game hoping that they would score any minute now) most of the time, and ended up flipping back to the other games when someone scored.
So why have I posted this under the title "the fucking disgrace edition"? Because the result of the chelsea game was a massive fucking disgrace! (well so was the result of the Ac milan vs. Ajax game but I didn't watch that game so I'm in no postion to pass judgement).
Now it may seem as if I'm overreacting because even though chelsea lost against marseille (1-0), they still went through to the knockout stages, so some people might say that their loss wasn't a big deal. Well it was a big deal. If I had access to the players I would be yelling at them until their heads explode or something just as gruesome. What a horrible game. Aside from a few good missed opportunities, they did absolutely nothing. They couldn't attack properly, they couldn't even get close enough to the freaking penalty square to attempt anything, and their defence was sketchy. The only good thing about the game was the fact that Josh McEachran was in the starting line up and he handled himself brilliantly. Everyone else, in my opinion, gave a very disappointing performance. Oh and Drogba dear, being emotionally unstable because you're playing against your former club is not an excuse.
In other news:
Bayern Munich won against Basel (3-0), with 2 goals scored by Franck Ribery and 1 by Anatoliy Tymoshchuk.
The Roma vs. CFR Cluj game ended in a draw (1-1). Marco Boriello scored for Roma in the first half, and Lacina Traore equalized later on.
Spartak Moskva won in their match against Zilina (2-1) leaving Zilina with no points whatsoever from the beginning of the competition. Ibson (who then got a red card and was sent off) and Alex scored for Spartak Moskva, while Tomas Majtan scored for Zilina.
Real Madrid sailed through with a 4-0 win over Auxerre. Karim Benzema scored his 1st hat trick in almost 3 years while the other goal was thanks to non other than Mr. Cristiano Ronaldo himself.
Arsenal also had a good game, and from the bits & pieces of it that I actually watched I came to the conclusion that it was an interesting game. The result was a 3-1 win for Arsenal. The goals for Arsenal were courtesy of Robin Van Persie, Theo Walcott & Samir Nasri respectively, while Cleo scored Partizan's only goal.
Shakhtar Donetsk won against Braga (2-0), Rat & Luiz Adrian scored the 2 goals for shakhtar.
And finally the other team that also suffered an unexpected loss was AC Milan, who lost against Ajax. The 2 goal scorers for Ajax were Toby Alderweireld and Demy de Zeeuw. Just for the record Toby Alderweireld's goal was amazing! I think it was the highlight of all 8 matches.
So in conclusion here are the teams that made it to the knockout stages:
Group A:-Tottenham (England)
              -Inter Milan (Italy)
Group B:-FC Schalke (Germany)
              -Lyon (France)
Group C:-Manchester United (England)
              -Valencia FC (Spain)
Group D:-Barcelona (Spain)
              -FC Kobenhavn (Denmark)
Group E:-Bayern Munich (Germany)
              -AS Roma (Italy)
Group F:-Chelsea (England)
              -Marseille (France)
Group G:-Real Madrid (Spain)
              -AC Milan (Italy)
Group H:-Shakhtar Donetsk (Ukraine)
              -Arsenal (England)

Happy Birthday John Terry!

Now John Terry might have a few flaws, but he is one of my favourite footballers of all time. I mean after all he is chelsea's captain fantastic.
And today is John Terry's birthday & he just turned 30 :D
So happy birthday to John Terry: Captain, Leader, & Legend

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