Wednesday, January 26, 2011

I am Cristiano Ronaldo & I am Awesome

Hello there. It's been a while, and you're probably thinking that all my problems have been resolved and I
didn't have anything to complain about hence the absence.
 You're wrong my friends, I just thought that since it was christmas and all that I should focus my attention on doing some charity work, so I spent my energy trying to give fashion advice to my less fortunate fellow footballers. And I'm sure you're wondering why this is still going on long after the festivities have ended. Well my friends I realized that I like helping my teammates and other footballers fix their fashion faux pas, and I made a resolution to continue doing it, so you see I found a new source to channel my frustration into.
So why return now?
Something happened my friends. Something happened that made me say to hell with my resolution and return to complaining to you.
Have you guessed what I'm talking about by now?
No? Well I'll tell you.
Messi won the Ballon D'or! He stole what I truthfully deserved.
How could they do this to me?
Don't they know that I'm the best thing that has happened in the world of football, and that they should always show their respect by honouring me all the time?!!
But do they do that? Noooooo! Instead they give my award to that 13 year old midget, otherwise known as Messi, who probably doesn't even know how to tie his own shoelaces.
And I spent so much time getting ready for the stupid show, and I was so excited. Look at me I look fabulous in my tux, I'm perfect. And now look at Messi in his tweed jacket! What did he do, hire a bunch of as his stylist?
I can't even wrap my head around this, and being as big as it is, my head usually wraps around anything.
I'm off now, I'm going to go and drown my sorrows in delicious appletinies, and then fall into a deep slumber. Maybe when I wake up, I will realize that all of this was just a horrible nightmare!
Diver Boy

Footballers: the hottest men alive.

Okay so maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration, and maybe I'm a little bias, but come on footballers are on a whole new level of "hot".
Don't get me wrong, I don't watch football just for the sake of staring at these men running around for 90 minutes. I actually love football and watching football for the sake of enjoying the beautiful game. But being a girl, I just can't help but notice and admire some of these hot footballers.
So I decided to make a list of the footballers that I think are the most delectable ;), so here we go:
10- Thomas Muller

9- Bastian Schweinsteiger

8-Nemanja Vidic

7- Klaas-Jan Huntelaar

6- Iker Casillas

5- Niklas Bendtner

4- Joe Hart

3- Fernando Torres

2-Gerrard Pique

And the top position goes to...................
Just kidding :)
Don't worry I haven't completely lost my mind, yet.

And the hottest player in my book is:
1- Gareth Bales

Well that's it for now, maybe next time I'll do a list of the hottest WAGs of footballers, you know for the sake of the guys :)

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

And we're back in the game, maybe...

Hey there it's been a while since I last posted, but I guess I just didn't have time, and I couldn't think of anything to write about.
Anyways, so last night Chelsea had a game against bolton, and after a series of draws and losses I kind of expected another fail!I know i know, i'm a horrible fan, i mean whatever happened to believing in your team no matter what? Well don't get me wrong I still believe in them and I still fully support them and i'll smack anyone who talks shit about them, but I have this mechanism where i lower my expectations to the minimum so when the actual thing happens I won't be too disappointed.
But as it turned out, Chelsea took me by surprise last night and got the much needed 3 points in a well deserved, 4-0 win against bolton. And it's not just the win that made me so happy and proud, it's the way they played yesterday, they were amazing. Sure they were a bit flustered at the beginning, but then they pulled themselves together after that 1st goal and they were incredible.
The 4 goas were courtesy of Drogba, Malouda, Anelka and Ramires.
So I thought it was only fitting that I post something after Chelsea's win, and possible return to the title race.
Well possible, yes, but they have like a 30% chance of winning the league this year. Unless of course they win all their remaining games, and Manchester United and Arsenal start throwing theirs, which is very unlikely.
But it doesn't matter if we win the league this year, there's always next year right? :D