Hey y'all so this is the continuation of the what if they weren't footballers post (obviously) that I did a few months ago, and it's a bit overdue so here goes
Mario Balotelli:
An evil psycho who tries to take over the world but instead ends up over an island full of bunnies (those poor bunnies )
Steven Gerrard:
Lionel Messi:
David Luiz:
Bastian Schweinsteiger:
He used to be a model when he was a kid but as his physical appearance changed that career went down the drain so he settled for being a worker at the Hippodrom tent during the oktoberfest
Mesut Ozil:
Mario Balotelli:
An evil psycho who tries to take over the world but instead ends up over an island full of bunnies (those poor bunnies )
Steven Gerrard:
A DJ who only plays Phill Collins songs
Lionel Messi:
A guy with a napoleon complex who thinks he's a superhero and tries to save the poor bunnies from Balotelli
NO, he would not be sideshow Bob, and we would not try to kill Bart Simpson!
He would be a clown
yes a clown!
All the kids would love him
Mesut Ozil:
A frog who didn't turn into a prince
Philip Lahm:
The little groom on top of a wedding cake :)
Well this is it for now, I know there are more footballers than the ones i mentioned so if i think of other people i'll just update this post
Cheers
I think he should be sideshow bob :P Can't get over the similarity!!
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