There are certain facts in life that are simply irrefutable, for example the sky is blue, the sun is yellow, and footballers cheat on their girlfriends and wives. Obviously it's not only footballers who cheat, but this has been a rising trend lately in the football community.
Among the footballers who were caught in the act are 3 chelsea players, I am sad to say:
-Frank Lampard cheated on his pregnant fiancee Elen Rives while he was on vacation is Vegas
-Ashley Cole had multiple affairs after which Cheryl Tweedy (his now ex-wife) finally filed for divorce
-John Terry had an affair with his then teammate Wayne Bridge's girlfriend (at the time of the affair) and the mother of his child Vanessa Peroncell
Other players who were exposed more recently include:
-Peter Crouch who cheated on his pregnant fiancee Abigail Clancey with a prostitute
-Wayne Rooney who cheated on his wife Coleen Rooney while she was pregnant with their son Kai
This situation just baffles me. Why do footballers (and other men) have to cheat? Why can't they be satisfied with what they're getting from their relationships? And it's not like they're deprived or anything!
Well naturally I tried to find reasons to understand why footballers think it's justifiable to act this way, and these are the only ones I could come up with:
-Men are sexual animals
-They're too weak to control their urges
-Their brains take orders from their dicks
-They have no heart
-They are complete and utter morons
-They were abducted by aliens who then replaced their brains with peanuts
Now everything would be better if these idiots could keep their junk in their pants. But since that seems to be almost impossible then I have a great solution:
*And to top it off they won't need to worry about their junk during the game, they could just play freely, specially when they form a wall during free kicks, they don't have to cover up. So you see it's a win win situation after all.
*this idea was pitched in by a friend :)
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