Wednesday, May 18, 2011

What If They Weren't Footballers?

Haven't you ever wondered what these footballers would be, or what their careers would be if they weren't footballers?
No? What the hell is wrong with you?
Well, I, like any other sane person have wondered about trivial things like that, and me and my friend tried to come up with jobs that suit them well.
Here we go

Cristiano Ronaldo:
A high class escort with Kris Jenner as his pimp manager ( Of course she takes 10% of his total earnings, but that's only fair right?)

Wayne Rooney:
A rugby player, he's built like one. Or a butcher take your pick

A young priest who is secretly gay

Carlos Tevez:

I don't think he's cut out to be anything really; all I can see when I look at him is a cavemen holding a stick and getting excited about fire

Fernando Torres:

A kindergarten teacher, so cute :D

Gerard Pique:
The poster child for blood donation campaigns. Red cross, you know who to call for your next blood drive.

Sergio Ramos:
A Car Jacker, it's as simple as that

Cesc Fabregas:
With a name like that it's a no brainer that he'd be a porn star

Yoann Gourcuff:
The face of maybelline mascara

John Terry:
A struggling actor working at chip n dale to pay the bills

Well that's it for now. I have more footballers with alternative lives or careers or whatever, but i'm just gonna leave it for another day and another post
so for now

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