5 Reasons why Liverpool are going down the drain this season

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1) Jamie Carragher tackles everyone and everything that he sees in front of him (including his wife and random little old ladies walking down the street)

2)Dirk Kuyts ability to repel the ball due to his horrid looks and monster like features

3)Pepe Reina has butterfingers

4)Fernando Torres is too busy with his hair and his freckles to remember how to play football

5)Steven Gerrard is the captain! Isn't that enough?